Just found this girl at work is gay and she goes. “i need to find the britt to my santana, you know my unicorn” you had me when you started using glee refrences. Just saying

When people say “You are too pretty to be gay”, she’s not gay because she’s ugly she’s gay because she love VAGINA.

celia-sp-bv:

And i have to say it’s so true, we have all the gorgeous women.

LESBIAN’S are HOT

(via live-your-life-and-smile)

came out to another person today 

this is the fourth time I have come out.

first time: mom and sister 

second time: two coworkers 

third time: best friend

fourth time: close friend I went to school with :) 

Oh, It’s the weekend, yes! Finally time to catch up on sleep!

Expectations: 

Reality: 

(Source: damnfunniestposts, via orange-lights)

When you just can’t sleep and you have to wake up early tomorrow.

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another night of flirting with the straight girl crush and her returning the gestures. mindfuck. got the girl at work’s number. it’s been an interesting day.

majorasbitch:

captain-rainbowstrider:

i was waiting for someone to do this

(via femilymox)

tits-and-turtles:

Who wants to do all this shit with me?! c:

(Btw, #1 will be crossed off tomorrow night!)

the girl Ive been talking to applied at my work today, she better get hired :D 

sigh work until 10